Restaurant Peeves

Ohai guise. Mhuszta nua keu pfhoes? Namisz nio va aqou? Hindi aqou nakapag post last month nouh? Busy kaszi sa school iih.

Don't mind those Jeje words above. I'm just messing with you and I kinda miss the issues about Jejemons. Hehe. But uhm...this post is not about Jejemons and their ~*RaD*~ hand signs. TROLOLOL. This post is all about my experience at Shakey's Paseo (Random. I know).

I ate there a few times already. Sometimes, with my family and most of the time, with my friends. The problem with this restaurant is that it takes a lot of time to serve the food. As in! It's not good to eat there if you're starving because you'll end up getting your food when you're already dead. JK. Hahaha. Well, that's not really the problem because restaurants cook the food when the customers already ordered. Not unlike in fast foods wherein the food are already cooked before the customers order. My real problem at Shakey's is the attitude of some of the waitresses working there. Like, seriously.

Based from my observation, when their customer is middle-aged or let's just say...older than them, they treat the customer nicely. I think this is because most of the middle-aged people already have jobs. Meaning, they have money to pay for what they ordered. But if the customers are young people and their eating at a fancy restaurant, sometimes you can't help but to think if these kids have money to pay for what they ordered especially if they don't have an older person with them. But don't get me wrong. Just because some kids don't look like they have money doesn't mean they really can't pay. And just because these kids are younger than you doesn't mean you could disrespect them.

I've experienced being disrespected by waitresses a few times already. And just what I've expected, I've been disrespected whenever I'm with my friends (Actually, I only experienced that at Shakey's Paseo). My recent experience was when I'm with my boyfriend and clique. One of my friends ate his packed lunch at Shakey's instead of ordering food like what the rest of us did. And this bitchy waitress kept on looking at him. I somehow understand her because what my friend did is kinda uhm...improper? Or maybe because I never brought food in a restaurant then eat it there without ordering food from them. Hehe. Anyway, when the food (including the beverages) was served, I noticed that the bitchy waitress didn't give me straw for my beverage. I always drink from the straw whenever I eat outside. So I asked her nicely to give me a straw. And you know what her response was?

Teka lang ha? (Just wait, okay?)

And I was like, Oh hell naw! *raised an eyebrow* I was shocked and at the same time, got really pissed off by her behavior because

1. I asked her nicely.
2. I'm the one who ordered a lot of food. So obviously, I'm the one who has a lot of money here, bitch.
3. I don't have bad breath or whatever.
4. I didn't do/say anything mean to her.
5. I asked her nicely.
6. I asked her nicely.
7. I asked her nicely. And lastly...
8. I asked her nicely.

My friends teased me because of the waitress's response. But that didn't make me shout at the abominable bitch and call her manager. I really wanna tell her these things even before my friends teased me:

"Excuse me? How dare you disrespect me eh you're just a waitress here. I was just asking you to get me a straw because you didn't give it to me when you served the damn beverages! Where's your manager?! With 1 Million exclamation points!!"

But alas! I didn't tell her that because I don't want people to think that the younger generation are now choleric war freaks. I still have some respect for that bitch because she's older than me. And as much as possible, I don't want to be in trouble because I don't want people to think that my family didn't raise me well. And besides, she did give the straw without uttering a word. Maybe because my friends teased me with what she told me.

What happened wasn't really a big deal for some people. But I really don't like being disrespected. I mean, who does? A lot of people are more patient and forgiving tho. Good thing I was in a good mood when we ate at Shakey's. If She snapped at me when I'm in my period, that bitch would have lost her job or been scolded by her manager. Because I would really make a scene and talk to the manager. TROLOLOL.

I really don't get it why people like her apply for a job that mainly deals with people. I mean, you have to treat your customers right even though they aren't that nice. But I guess it's hard to look for a job nowadays especially when you're an undergraduate. So you hafta grab every opportunity even though you don't like it or you're not good at it. Still, it's the companies' fault for hiring people who are not really qualified for the job. A person's attitude is important in this kind of job because you really have to talk to the customers. Ahk. So much for pleasing personality eh? Tss.

P.S. I have no posts last February because I was so busy, not because I'm bitter or whatever. People, my Valentine's Day celebration went well. And my lovelife's fine. ;)

Mga Ayaw Ko sa Horror/Slasher Movies

Maraming tao sa buong mundo ang mahilig sa horror movies. Ano kamo? Patunay? Tse! Basta alam ko! Ninja Pig ako eh. Wag ka nang kumontra. Anyway, mahilig din ako sa horror movies. Kahit `yung ibang horror movies na gawang Pinoy eh nagugustuhan ko din. `Yung iba lang ha. Madalas kong magustuhan mga horror movies na si Kris Aquino ang bida eh. Kahit na malayo ang ugali ng character niya sa totoong buhay. TROLOLOL.

Pero kahit mahilig ako sa horror movies, meron paring mga dahilang mejo napapataas ang kilay ko hanggang batok. Tulad nalang ng mga `to:

• Kapag may kumaluskos, may nabagsak na bagay o kung ano man. Tapos `yung bida o isa sa mga biktima eh magsasabi ng, "May tao ba jan?" and the like

So kelangan talaga sumigaw o magsalita? Hindi pwedeng i-check ang lugar nang tahimik? Kasi obvious naman na may something na naggalaw nung bagay diba? Hindi naman pwedeng hangin lang. Unless masyadong malakas ang hangin galing sa labas at kayang tangayin ng hangin ang bagay na nabagsak. Pero kahit na, nakakatanga parin kung magtatanong ka kung may tao ba dun dahil kung ikaw mismo ang killer at pumasok ka sa bahay nang walang paalam kasi nga papatayin mo `yung tao, syempre hindi ka naman sasagot ng, "Ah oo. May tao. Ako. Pumasok ako nangg patago sa bahay mo para patayin ka eh. Sorry kung natakot kita sa kaluskos na nagawa ko ha?" Ulul.

• Tatawag sabay i-a-announce na killer sila

*Phone rings*

Ikaw: Hello?

Killer: Mahaha! Ako ang psycho axe murderer! Papatayin kita!

Ikaw: Oh tapos? Tinatanong ko ba kung sino ka?

So may ganun talaga? Kelangan talagang i-announce na psycho axe murderer siya? Eh paano kaya kung i-announce ko din na, "Ah okay. Ako naman ang bida sa horror movie na `to. At papatayin kita mamaya bago mo ako mapatay." Kaloka. *taas kilay to the highest level*

• Sex scenes

Okay joke lang. Sabihin na nating gusto `to ng karamihan sa mga tao. Hehe. Pero isasama ko parin dito kasi madalas sa horror movies, may sex scene. Lalo na kapag high school ang theme. At sa mga high school na theme, meron syempreng magkarelasyong Jock at Cheerleader na kinaiinisan ko gawa ng ugali. Pero gorabels nalang. Mamamatay din naman sila for sure at magugustuhan `yun ng mga tao pwera nalang sa mga manyak. Madalas, ang jock ay leader ng football team. Ang cheerleader naman na girlfriend niya, head ng cheerleading squad, pokpokin, maarte, laging nagpapaganda, kikay pero bobo. Parehas silang bully. At parehas din silang malibog kaya para mas interesting ang horror movie, magkakaroon sila ng umaatikabong kinky sex scene tapos biglang darating si killer at uunahing patayin si bimbo cheerleader. Tapos ang jock naman na mas malaki pa sa muscles ang utak eh susubukang patayin/labanan si killer pero dahil nga bobo rin siya at walang diskarte, mapapatay din siya ni killer.

• Kapag nakaramdam na may sumusunod sa kanya, imbis na pumunta sa madaming tao eh pupunta pa sa eskinita

Like duh? Sino namang tutulong sa'yo sa eskinita? Syempre kung andun ka sa maraming tao, malaki ang chance na mabuhay ka kasi pwedeng maligaw mo siya o kaya eh tulungan ka ng mga tao kapag inatake ka niya. Pero sa eskinita? Bakit? Magiging aswang ka ba or something tapos kakainin mo ang killer na sumusunod sa'yo kaya dinala mo siya sa eskinita? Uluuul. Pwera nalang kung sa eskinita talaga ang daan mo pauwe. Pero sana kasi pumunta ka nalang sa bahay ng kaibigan mo na hindi dadaan sa madilim kung feeling mo eh mas sumusunod sa'yo. O kaya, sa pulisya. Speaking of police..

• Huling dumarating ang mga pulis

Hindi lang sa horror movies, sa action movies din! Pwera nalang kung pulis ang bida, pulis na siya eh. TROLOLOL. Pero ayun nga. Kung kelan napatay na ng bida ang killer o multo (?) at kung kelan napakarami nang namatay, tsaka darating ang mga pulis! Wow ha, bawas trabaho nga naman noh? Checheck nalang `yung nangyare, rereport, titingnan `yung mga namatay, etcetera. Tss. Meron din namang mga pulis na pwedeng tumutulong sa mga biktima sa bandang gitnang parte ng movie, pero madalas napapatay din naman sila. Hehehe. Madalas pa, sila `yung mga bigla nalang gigilitan ng leeg habang nakaupo sa loob ng police car at umiinom ng kape. Tse!

Marami pang nakakainis at nakakatangang ka-ek ekan sa horror/slasher movies pero next time nalang `yung iba para.. Suspense! Dun dun dun dun!! TROLOLOLOL. XD So ayun, kagaya ng ibang horror/slasher movies na nambibitin, mambibibitin  rin ako. Abangan niyo kung meron pa talagang part 2 ang post na `to o talkshit na wala na talagang kasunod. Mag-isip kayo! Paganahin ang utak hindi katulad ng bimbo cheerleader! Mag-isip kayo at wag matulog hangga't hindi ako nagpopost ng bago. XD Ha? Bakit mag-iisip kung pwede namang maghintay? Ehdi maghintay kayo at wag matulog hangga't hindi pa ako nagpo-post nang bago! Tse! XD

NOTE: Ang litrato ni Hayley Williams na ginamit sa post na ito ay galing sa http://www.tumblr.com/

Wow Angganda, Ay Pokpokita Pala

Natatanga ako sa karamihan ng mga babaeng kabataan, ka-edad ko at ilan narin sa mga mas matanda sa akin na sabihin na nating hindi pa gurang. Madalas kasi sa mga babaeng ito ay panay post sa Facebook o kung saan saan pa ng mga malalaswa nilang pictures (o videos?). Hindi naman hubad na pictures, pero `yung tipong ang suot na pantaas eh utong nalang ang natatakpan, ang suot na shorts o mini skirt eh pwede nang alternative sa panty, at kung maka-pose ay parang palaos na pokpok na desperadang kumita.

Seryoso. Bakit ba kailangan gawin `yan ng mga kababaihan? Hindi lang sa pictures ha, maski sa personal. Kapag nasa labas ako ng bahay (wow! Lumalabas ako ng bahay?!), lalo na pag nasa mall o nasa syudad, andami kong nakikitang mga babaeng kinulang sa tela ang mga suot. Tipong parang naka swim-suit pero nasa mall lang naman. Tipong naka-lingerie kahit wala naman sa kwarto/motel/hotel. Naka-pekpek shorts/skirt na parang pokpok kahit nasa mall o amusement park. Hala sige! Pagkatapos magagalit kayo kapag minanyak kayo?! Ulol! Galit nga ba o gusto mo lang masabihan ng kasama mo na sexy ka kasi bla bla bla? Utot mong mabaho, lumang style na `yan.

Ang masama pa sa mga babaeng ito na nakasuot-bikini sa mall, eh pag tinitigan mo ng masama from head to toe and vice versa, ang iisipin pa nila eh insecure ka sa kanila! Susme `teh! Bakit hindi mo ma-feel na nandidiri sila sa'yo?! Bakit hindi mo ma-feel na kaya ka nila tinitingnan mula ulo hanggang paa with matching taas kilay hanggang batok (ano daw?) eh dahil sa muka kang makating pokpok? Sabihin na nating maganda ka at may mala-hourglass kang katawan, so required ipaglantaran? Ganon? Required talaga? Ikaw magiging presidente ng buong mundo kapag pinaglantaran mo? I don't think so.

Meron kang makukuhang reward, oo. Bukod sa mga papuri ng mga kaibigan mo eh may makukuha karing libreng pangmamanyak galing sa mga naglalaway na desperadong lalaki. But wait, there's more! Madalas sa mga lalaking mamanyak sa'yo eh mga mukang nabangga ng truck 1 Billion times! Tipong mga drayber, mga tambay, mga adik, at kung sinu sino pa. Muhahaha! But wait, there's more ulit! Malaki pa ang tyansa na mareyp ka ng mga `yun! Ayos ba? Solve ba? Sige! Gorabels na! Sabihin na nating magtitinginan din sa'yo ang mga lalaking kasama ang karelasyon nila. So feel na feel mo naman? Tuwang tuwa ka naman na may tyansang mapaghiwalay mo ang dalawang nag-iibigan (Ay, O.A.!)? Tuwang tuwa ka na maging higad, ganun? Luuuls. Mga babae nga naman ngayon.

Ewan ko lang ha, sasabihin niyong insecure ang mga taong masama ang tingin sa inyo dahil sa pagsusuot niyo ng malaswa. Pero hindi kaya kayo ang insecure? Kahit kasi maganda ang isang tao, na-iinsecure parin ito. May mga kakilala akong ganun eh. At ang iba sa kanila, ginagawa ang ganung kalaswang gawain para mamakyaw ng papuri. Ang masama nga lang, nababastos sila. Sabihin man nating puri ang, "Wow. Laking dede naman niyan, pahipo nga. Hehe." o ang pagcomment sa picture mo ng, "Wow! Hanep! Sexy! Saan nakatira `yan? Patira naman!", pero nakakabastos parin. At dahil may nakita pa akong fanpage sa Facebook kung saan andaming nag-popost ng ganitong klaseng pictures, eto oh. Eto ang mga halimbawa:

 

Mga gago, mga manyak! Maghunos dili kayo! Wag niyong itatanong sa'kin kung anong fanpage `yun! *facepalm* Susme. Take note, mga Filipina pa `yan. Wow, gandang fanpage ah? So anong mangyayare kapag nakita `yan ng mga foreigners? Baka akalain jan bumibili ng mga pokpok. Nasaan na `yung pagaakala sa'tin ng mga banyaga na conservative ang mga Pilipino? Oh Maria Clara, nasaan ka na? Oo nga naman, patay na syempre `yun, so kasabay ng pagkamatay ni Maria Clara eh ang pagkamatay ng pagka-conservative ng mga Filipina? Hay buhay. Nakita ko mga photo comments, hindi ko na kaya ilagay dito dahil ambabastos. Paano kaya natitiis ng mga ito ang pambabastos ng mga lalaki sa kanila? O nagagalit nga ba sila kapag nababastos sila ng mga lalaki? Sabagay.. Siguro naman naisip ng mga `to ang mga posibleng mangyare o masabi sa kanila kapag pinost nila `to. Eto nalang mapapayo ko:

Lahat ng ginagawa mo ay nakakaapekto sa reputasyon mo. Pati sa internet, dahil ito ay isang public place. Kapag nagpost ka ng picture na nakahubad sa internet, para ka naring naghubad sa mall, o kung saan pang pampublikong lugar.

Inaamin ko, mala-pornstar din ako kung manamit o magpose dati. Buti nalang nauntog ako sa pader ng katotohanan at narealize kong napakatanga ko naman para gawin `yun eh may nagkakagusto parin naman sa'kin kahit simple lang ang pananamit ko. Plus, hindi ako magugustuhan ng parents ng mahal ko kung makita nilang mala-pokpok ang mapapangasawa ng anak nila. Tipong sila na mismo ang magsa-suggest sa'yo na maging pornstar ka o pokpok jan sa may kanto.

Kung maganda ang katawan mo, ayos lang maglabas ng konting skin. Pero wag sobra. Tandaan: Lahat ng sobra, masama. Hindi purke maganda ang katawan mo eh kailangang pati private parts mo eh gawin mong public parts. Masarap sa pakiramdam ng partner mo ngayon o future partner mo na siya lang ang nakakakita ng private parts mo. At eto pa, kapag nga may mahal ka, o may karelasyon ka, isipin mo din ang magulang nila, ang maiisip ng mga magulang niya sa'yo. Okay lang sana kung liberated ang magulang niya at okay lang sa kanila na mukang pokpok ang mapapangasawa ng anak nila. Pero pagdating sa Filipino families, madalas sa mga `to eh conservative. Ibig sabihin nun syempre, gusto nila para sa anak nila `yung hindi mukang pokpok.

Sabihin na nating hindi naman magulang ang pakakasalanan mo kundi ang partner mo mismo, pero ansarap talaga sa pakiramdam pag GV (Good Vibes) sa'yo ang magulang ng mahal mo. Tipong pag kinasal kayo eh umiiyak ang lahat sa tuwa, hindi tipong parang naglalamay.

Kung maganda ka, mas masaya mapuri dahil sa maganda ka, hindi dahil sa muka kang pokpok na pwedeng bayaran para jugjugin. May mga kakilala akong magaganda na simple lang manamit, hindi masyadong revealing. Pero andaming nagkakagusto, nakakatibo ng babae, nababansagan parin na sexy, takaw tingin, at kung anu ano pa. Sa fanpage kung saan ko nakita ang mga pictures sa taas, may nakita rin namang akong magaganda pero disente manamit:

Seryoso, sila ang talagang nakikita kong maganda. Well, maganda nga naman talaga sila, as in. Pero mas gumanda pa sila dahil mas lumitaw ang kagandahan nila, kesa sa suot. Mas naaappreciate nga naman daw ang kagandahan kung walang umaagaw na atensyon. Kaya sabi rin ng iba, kapag maganda ka na, simple nalang suotin mo, para sa muka mo lang naka-focus at mapupuri ka dahil sa kagandahan mo, hindi dahil sa muka kang bayaran.

Why Brag?

I hate people who brag about what they have, what they have done, etc. It's alright to share your experiences to others, but not to the point that you'll shove them off to their faces. It's irritating.

Why do you have to brag about what you have if you haven't experienced everything? Yes, for sure you haven't experience everything yet. For sure, you don't have everything. You may tell me that you have experienced things that others haven't experienced yet. But do you realize that you also haven't experienced the things others have already experienced? You have things that others don't have. But other people also have some things that you don't have.

So what is the point of bragging if life is just really fair? Let's say you have the latest gadgets, the most expensive crap, etc. So what? What's the point of buying expensive stuff if you are not satisfied with their use?

I have bought a lot of original and expensive stuff. I have also bought a lot of stuff from the Ukay-Ukay. I'm not conyo, I admit that. I am not one of those socialites who only buy branded things, stuff that worth a million+, etc. I am a simple person with a simple life and I'm trying my best to be a practical buyer because our country, the Philippines, is just poor. There are a lot of poor people in our country and I feel guilty whenever I buy expensive stuff in a mall then when I go out, I see poor kids, disabled people, as well as old people (who usually carry children) who beg for money just to eat at least once a day.

I hate social-climbing people who buy expensive things (even the imitations of the genuine stuff) then show them off. Can't they realize that there are a lot of poor people in our country? You buy expensive bullshit, try hard to impress people, yet I bet you don't even give donations to the poor. And if you did give donations, was it because you really want to or because it's required ( because of school or work)? Think about it.

Plus, being a social climber (or boastful person) has a lot of disadvantages. One of these is having haters, (seriously, you shouldn't think that all of your haters are your admirers in disguise or they hate you because they are insecure or whatever. Sometimes, you really have a bad attitude that's why they fucking hate you.) Another one is, being targeted by snatchers, or whoever might steal your expensive thang (sad for them if they only stole an imitation) and a lot more disadvantages.

So yeh, before you decide to brag or whatever, think about the poor people in our country, the disadvantages, and the point of bragging.

REFERENCE:


http://www.google.com.ph/search?hl=tl&defl=en&q=define:brag&sa=X&ei=YVLfTPG_Koy8vgPhycDcDg&ved=0CBQQkAE